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Gruuls Lair! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator   
Monday, 07 May 2007 11:03


Oh yes! We are no amongst the Jedi knights of this world after finally killing Gruul.
We were always confident of getting the bastard down sometime during the week, especially after our bad luck on the Wednesday nights raid. Here’s a tip to all guilds, do not attempt this boss if you have 10 minutes before the mobs respawn.


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Wednesday night we had him to 5%, about 3 people dead and everyone had sufficient mana….then all of a sudden everyone is being 1 shotted by 3 Warrior brutes who had somehow escaped through the bars. They must have had a body shifting form like something out of the X-men, because there is no way they could squeeze their fat bellies between the bars.

Anyhow back we went on Sunday. Preparation was a big factor in this and it made our confidence sky high. All Guild members were told to go to the video store and purchase the film ‘Star Wars – Return Of The Jedi”

The reason for this? Well it’s pretty obvious. Luke Skywalker was the GALAXIES 1st ever player to kill Gruul. He was a member of the Alliance guild ‘Jedi Knights’ founded by Yoda. Luckily the kill was frapsed and is available to buy from all good retailers.
What makes it even more shocking is that it has took nearly 24 years for someone else to kill him…but we can finally say we have done him!



In the Film you can see the technique used by Luke to kill Gruul Aka ‘Rancor Monster’. A sneaky use of “letting someone else take the hits” to give a slight distraction and then followed closely by ramming a BONE into his mouth allowed Luke to succeed.. We didn’t have every tool available but we just had to make do with what we had.

The distraction part would be played by our Rogues.
The bone rammed into his mouth would be played by the one, the only BONEshadow (Can u see what I did there?)
And the Door landing on his head would be played by all the members!

And that’s all I can be bothered to write you ‘fuck sicks’

Words of Wisdom – 2 Fingers is not enough, 3 Fingers expect an explosion (Scorillos version is too rude for a family orientated website)
 
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