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| Big Brother Karazhan 2.1 |
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| Written by Administrator |
| Friday, 25 May 2007 22:38 |
Big Brother Karazhan 2.1! Like any good TV show there is always a 2nd season. Take for example Sopranos now in its 6th season, or Scrubs in it’s 6th also. Then we have lost that has just finished season 3 and will shortly be on Season 4. There is 1 TV show in the AoE household that we never fail to watch and that is the enormous hit “Big Brother Karazhan”. Revamped contestants, new doors and more double beds are on offer from this global hit hopping to entice the WoW addict. The new gameshow however has an added twist, the person who is voted off isn’t told to walk out of the doors, wave at the crowd, have an interview and review their time in the Karazhan house……They are killed! So like the guy at the opera event says “ON WITH THE SHOW!” Day 1 Wednesday – 20:15pm AoE are in the kitchen. Attumen the Huntsmen is in the stables with his horse. Moroes is making the dinner, a nice warm pie accompanied with a red wine. After washing the dishes, AoE decide to go help Attumen in the stables. What they witnessed they will all take to their graves. Attumen was perched up on a stool behind midnight, the Karazhan horse. The noise coming from Midnight could in no way be described as pleasure, more like a dying scream. Eyes watering, lubrication applied, Attumen hot and bothered. Some animal sex was going on :S The Blizzard producers were hoping on some rampant sex but they never imagined that it would involve beastiality! They would have turned a blind eye if it was Druid on Druid, but man and horse is just too far! TOO GODDAMN FAR! As a result of the levels of depravity, AoE slaughtered Attumen after the viewers had phoned in to have Attumen removed from the house. The killing was an average kill and the house was rewarded with the following for their weekly shopping budget: [Stalker’s War Bands] [Worgen Claw Necklace] Day 1 Wednesday – 20:45pm It was a late evening meal for the Big brother contestants. Moroes had spent most of the day whipping it up and he had a surprise for the household. Hiku is a vegetarian but unbeknownst to him Moroes had put a varied selection of meat into the ‘Soup of the Day’ Moroes was using it as an experiment to see if anyone would notice or if he could get away with it. It was part of his master plan to get all vegetarians to start eating like normal people! None of this “they are living creatures” crap most vegetarians spout out or like SkScotchegg says “I had a dream where a cow spoke to me and told me to stop eating meat”. Those days would be numbered. Everyone took their place at the table and began to tuck in, but it didn’t take too long for Hiku to notice after finding the wishbone of a chicken from the Sethekk Halls instance inside his ‘Moroes Wonder’ soup.  Forks, Spoons, Ladels, Underpants, Earbuds went flying across the table. It didn’t stop me finishing off my meal because I have to give some credit to Moroes as it was delicious, however it turned ugly, more ugly than Bragomirs face…even to the extent that someone was going to die. Maybe it wasn’t a fair fight because we were trying to kill that which was already dead…oh and it was 10 against 5 but once it all kicked off, it had to be finished. Few shackles here, dps over there, little bit of Footsie under the table involving Blaester and Kempachi. The veggies who were watching the TV Show at home, quickly showed their disapproval of Moroes actions and condemned him to death. AoE gladly obliged. Day 1 – Wednesday 22:00 With 2 people already evicted, or should I say “Annhi laa tid” if you are Scorillo..COME ON SON! It became apparent that there was a new favourite in the house. Past history had shown that the Maiden Of Virtue was quite a goer and often teased the household with her sexuality. She had become a firm favorite with the viewing public, often taking showers near enough naked but leaving just the right amount of clothes to illicit some usage of imagination. This was something that the viewers had enjoyed but after 2 hours of teasing it becomes tiresome and what had worked FOR her was now working AGAINST her! 99% of the votes received that night for the next eviction was reportedly by men and they just wanted to see the bitch dead. AoE were on a role and 1 by 1 the contestants were going down and there was hopefully going to be 1 winner.  Day 1 -Wednesday 22:20 More action for the household and the Blizzard producers decided to spring a surprise on the household. Every year they tend to do the same thing, someone gets evicted and then they bring in a new face. Sadly however their choice this time was a bad one. They clearly didn’t learn anything from the Attumen beastiality encounter but rather than steer clear of more animals they decide to bring in a transvestite wolf that dresses up as an old woman who also has pedophilic tendancies! It was a ratings disaster and it has gone down in the big brother history as the fastest Introduction/Eviction. As soon as he was in, he was out. As a guild we can tolerate a Transvestite. We all love Eddie Izzard and we also know that NinaHotRod is a Tranvestite (What sort of a name is that anyhow!). We were all scarred by the sexual antics of atumen but even that is nothing compared to a man that gets off with dressing people as schoolgirls/Littlegirls and playfully chasing them around the room. It’s sick, twisted and we as a guild DO NOT stand for it. So we killed him. Swift, concise. If we were to be described as a film it would be ‘Leon’  Day 1 – Wednesday – 23:13 The last eviction of the night involved probably the most boring contestant out of them all. No one likes a ‘know it all’ and one who just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on….about Books, paintings…well they don’t stand a chance really. The strange thing about this eviction was the events leading up to it. It was during the daily task that it was evident that something had been changed. The trash leading up to the eviction were insanely easier compared to the previous season. Two hits and they disappeared. The viewing public felt cheated. They believed they were in for a treat of watching little fishy things killing a few orcs/Undead. What they expected to happen didn’t happen. The customer is always right, and it was the viewers paying for the show. They dialed in, called for Curators head and again the member of AoE did what was required. Sit down! Check back for more news on the latest Big Brother Karazhan 2.1. (or basically when I can be bothered to write up the remainder :P) Expect to see the 1st guild Illhoof killshot, sex, drugs and rock and roll! Viewer discretion is advised! |
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