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| Magtheridon Killed! |
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| Written by Administrator |
| Monday, 04 June 2007 23:21 |
 As most of us are no lifers, we often have to pay for sex, watch it on TV and if we want to date a woman/man we have to sign up for websites and hope that some mentalist will click our picture and check us out. Our resident ‘joke’ of the guild, Boneshadow has been unlucky in love for the past 19 years of his life. In fact make that 20 if you disregard the fling he had with his mothers draft excluder. He was getting himself down, often crying on teamspeak in that annoying brummie accent he has, so we knew we had to do something to make him shut the hell up. We are a caring bunch in this guild, and when one Guild member is down then that means it’s up to the guild to set him straight and back on the road to recovery. We had a few sittings with him on Teamspeak, finding out his desires/wishes/fantasies/dreams in life and it became apparent that the solution to all of his problems was to find him love. He told us of the moment he nearly ran away with the draft excluder. Plans to setup home on a remote island and caress his adoring love like your dog does at your grandmas….”Oh look he’s wrestling it”….sick. It was all tear rendering stuff….tears of hilarity! A Man……In Love with a Draft excluder!!!! Anyhow…. We all agreed that we must find him love. He loved Women. He loved World Of Warcraft. He loved talking to Major Domo before anyone was ready. We put all these things into consideration and it resulted in : Finding Boneshadow an in game love conquest! We toured the land, from Azeroth, Molten Core, Zul Gurub even all the way back to RageFire Chasm. We nearly had 1 disaster when Boneshadow thought he could tank a level 13 instance at level 70…HE’S A DRUID FOR CHRIST SAKE! DRUIDS CAN NOT TANK, NOW INNERVATE ME! Our 1st choice was the adorable Rinoul. Now in this story please do not let the fact she is Danish have any impact on your perception of her. We can all learn to love the Danish. I understand that it is a hard thing for me to ask, but for the sake of this story just push it to the back of your mind. That’s right, sit it alongside the KKK and being turned on by scenes from ‘Hostel’. Rinoul is single. She’s Female. She’s a MILF as described by SkScotchegg numerous times on Teamspeak. When the clock strikes 12, she turns into a monster! Sadly however she quickly ruled herself out and flatly denied any coercion from myself to meet Boneshadow. With the disappointment of our 1st ever Guild romance, we were all out of Ideas. No one in their right mind would want to date someone from Birmingham! It would be ludicrous! Then the clouds parted, the sun shone from above and it was during a herbing session of Hellfire Peninsula that the answers to our problems was somewhere below Hellfire Citadel! It was if someone from above was shining light on our predicament, and now shining it on the Citadel! It was here I stumbled on an advert just outside the citadel. It read: Birmingham Female seeking Birmingham Druid to have annoying children, that you just want to throttle when they talk. (Ok I added most of the end of that but the 1st part was true) I snatched up the advert, raced to shattrah to find Boneshadow pretending he was a pidgeon. I showed him the picture and I could see the look of love in his eyes. It was as if I had shown him his 1st born. It was as if I had shown him the secret to the world! HE WAS IN LOVE! Now men listen up. I know you will all agree with me here that women are difficult things to understand. “Does my arse look big in this?” Yes it does, you’re a dragon! And then they go all moody. That women are surrounded by their friends, and to get to the prize you have to impress her friends. We weren’t planning on her having so many friends to break down, but in total she had 5 of the annoying gits. But we prevailed!  These were the drops:  We then decided to pay a visit to Serpent Shrine Cavern where we got 3 Epic Drops and 3x Nether Vortex Drops! We have put our names in the History books! Sadly I didn’t fraps it, however Grievance did (I wanna know why Jabba The Hutt is in your vids!)- Grievances Video |
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